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Are you the best Dungeon for Hire
in the UK?
Yes!
We we are the best Dungeon for hourly hire in London or anywhere in the UK, probably
the world. Best
value, best equipped and Best in all regards. We are also very modest.
If you are considering a
Kinky City Break this area of London is a perfect location from which to explore
the rich London Fetish Scene and also the more conventional tourist attractions.
On the other hand if you just want a "quick fix" its perfectly
situated for easy and discreet access.
Information regarding overnight
accommodation
here...
A "free hire" Challenge...
They say that pride comes
before a fall. Well we are prepared to fall and we challenge anyone to match or
exceed the standards, quality and quantity of equipment that exist here at LDH
as part of a hire.
If we can verify the challenge with a visit to
the dungeon that matches or exceeds our services then we will happily
acknowledge that dungeon as better to hire than ours and link it here on this
page and prostate ourselves in abject humility before it... Email us your challenge
dungeonkeeper@londondungeonhire.co.uk
. A successful email gets a free hire
of our dungeon. Every email challenge (successful or not) will be published
here.
Can any other dungeon
for hire even match half of the criteria below?
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We
are the longest established. We have had a BDSM play space in this location
for more than 25 years (only available for hire in recent years). Therefore we are
more experienced, more knowledgeable and more established than any other dungeon hirer in the UK.
Many Dungeons (often available one day and gone the next) have attempted to imitate us but
none have managed to keep up with our
standards,
consistent innovation and development of service.
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We
have an unrivalled range of toys. Our range of equipment collected over a
lifetime is massive and
we add to it and upgrade it regularly. Dungeon Hire includes access to an amazing
collection of boots, shoes, masks, hoods, electrical toys, surgical steel
implements, bondage
and CP equipment as well as first class dungeon furniture.
All equipment is maintained to highest level of
cleanliness and condition.
The Collection
is largest and finest collection of Fetish Equipment available for hourly hire
in the UK and it is included in your hire at no extra cost.
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We
are a multi roomed play space. No playing in one or two cramped, confined
stuffy rooms behind closed doors. You can move freely from room to room and
space to space with
private use of Kitchen, WC, Bathroom and Shower, without any interruption to the
kinky decor, kinky atmosphere, your
play or your mood. All areas are decorated and furnished in exquisite kinky
detail. Total privacy is assured at all times and in all areas.
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We are the most atmospheric.
Every room and space is equipped and decorated in an appropriate fetish style with
incredible attention to detail. Quality fetish art work and erotic sculpture is displayed
throughout. Appropriate music is
played in every area at a level that the hirer can control. You can choose the
type of music from pre-prepared play lists (or bring your own) or have silence if you so wish.
Subtle electric coloured lighting is adjustable in all areas
and
incense is burnt in all rooms. The overall effect is truly magical.
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LDH is comfortable and relaxing. Warm
in the winter, cool in the summer you can adjust the temperature in every space
and room. Its clean and fragrant with comfortable furniture to sit or lie down on
and relax as you wish in the most conducive of surroundings.
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Absolute privacy and confidentiality:
All hires are separated by at least one hour usually two. No embarrassing
unplanned meetings, 100% guaranteed privacy and data protection totally assured.
The dungeon is always prepared scrupulously for your hire.
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Our organisation is excellent:
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Our simple and well
designed web site contains a massive amount of information,
customer reviews, a
calendar of
current availability
& substantial
link sections
to other BDSM web sites that could help you create your very own Dungeon!
We have directly inspired and supported the creation of two dungeons for hire by
others that we know of for sure and suspect have influenced the creation and development of
many others. We list all the dungeons for hire on the web site that are in competition with us. Just looking at the effort that goes into the upkeep
and detail of the LDH web site will give some
indication of the level of enthusiasm that goes into the dungeon itself.
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The DK
designs,
creates and maintains the LDH web site which enables constant updating and cost savings which
he can pass
on to our customers.
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Rapid responses to enquiries;
we aim to reply to all email within 24 hours and most is replied to within 3 hours.
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Pristine organisation of
equipment and toys
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Opportunities for customer
feedback and quality assurance.
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Highest standards of
health & safety, hygiene & cleanliness of all spaces, toys & equipment.
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We link from our web site to ALL other dungeons
for hire (that we know of with a web site) in London, UK and world wide
locations.
We do this even if the link is not reciprocated (and very often
it is not). We gladly
share our substantial knowledge of
other BDSM facilities
that are available for
hire. We are not scared of competition, we encourage it as we would love to see
a dungeon for hire in every town in the UK (not necessarily run by us!). We set
the standard in Dungeon Hire and challenge any others to match us!! If you
visit them please let us know if we need to work harder!!
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We are perfectly situated in the heart of the capital city of the UK, one
of the most exciting cities in world with excellent transport
systems and free parking is available
at LDH (by
arrangement).
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No
resident Pro Doms or Pro Subs. We concentrate entirely on providing a play space for
couples (and their friends should they wish to invite them). There are no other agendas or objectives for our
dungeon spaces. We are not
a domination factory but a magical romantic sensual play space run by a knowledgeable BDSM Life Stylist with more than
40 years of experience
of sub/dom play. Pro Doms, Pro Subs and other Sex Workers are welcome at LDH and are treated
with exactly the same respect and care as any other hirer here.
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We love
what we do. We regard the dungeon as an act of creativity,
an art installation for users to interact with. LDH is created with love and obsessive dedication to a life long dream.
The imagination, enthusiasm, and dedication is unmatched by any other in the dungeon hiring field.
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We are
reasonably priced. No hidden costs or surprises. Although we offer facilities far in
excess in quality and quantity of other venues, our prices are very competitive and in many instances we are cheaper than
other less well equipped venues.
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We
are truly Professional.
So often in the BDSM world the folk that describe themselves
as Professional are anything but that. Often not understanding what they are
doing, with sloppy standards and totally unreliable. Not the case at LDH. It
is professional. The DK has professional graduate and post graduate level
qualifications and has an efficient, intelligent, creative and caring
approach which would grace any profession!
This all
adds up to a first class customer service unrivalled by any of the other
Dungeons currently available for hourly hire. We are delighted we are
setting standards in the fetish community, and we will continue to strive to improve them.
Why? Because we love what we do!
Don't just take our word
for it; read the extensive range of our
customer reviews on this web
site; yet another pioneering feature of London Dungeon HireTM.
Challenges received since 1/5/06 (the date this challenge was first published):
ZERO
Don't believe?
Read the London Dungeon Hire
REVIEWS on this web
site
or come and
see for yourself!
VOTE! What do you
think?
VOTE!
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